The Matriarchy of Azgalor is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 1.562 billion Azgalorians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Azgalorian economy, worth 132 trillion lilangenis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,871 lilangenis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azgalor's national animal is the toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azgalor is ranked 65,053^rd in the world and 3^rd in The Burning Legion for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,370.22 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.