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random note: James bond is not a gentleman and the way he has his Martini point's it out. A shaken, vodka Martini is not something that gentleman back in the day would drink.....Bond was basically a thug that did his best to look unlike one....but would often trip himself. Oh and in ian flemming's books he's not english but scots/finish....so the quintessential english man is a killer, kinda a thug...and not even english.

well yes, about bond. memes kind of loose their sense when they loose context. thug? kinda. government employed assassin to be precise. the whole shaken not stirred was a kind of inside joke. i first encountered bond in on her majesties secret service, when it was serialized in argosy magazine back sometime around 1962, or possibly earlier. fleming, the origeonal author of the first bond stories, served in british intelligence in world war two. tons of spy novel fan service in the first seven or so bond stories, the ones fleming wrote. the origeonal moneypenny for example, and being above his station, no mater how heroic his daring to, was based on the young miss rothschild serving in the british war effort in wwii, another bit of, that sort of inside kind of stuff. post flemming bond isn't entirely cannon, but still fun. always in impossible situations, never a drop of blood one his imaculate suite, bond, brook bond.

Greetings members of the Furry Common wealth. The Cynocephali people, would happily like to join in your union, as a relatively new nation the Cynocephali are actually one of the oldest examples of anthropomorphic races to walk the earth and would now like to join our dog head brothers and sisters in barking loudly at the rest of the world.

Greetings from The Community, I do hope we can be friends!

Lime Cat and Cynocephally

Hello Lime Cat, thank you for checking in!

Hmm things have gone quiet....have you lot found my noodle stash and are busy nomming on it!!!!

Kingdoms of Cal wrote:Hmm things have gone quiet....have you lot found my noodle stash and are busy nomming on it!!!!

*Swallows hard.* "I have no idea what you'r- *beelch*e talking about."

I have a RP idea:
So there is a group of goo furries who want transform others into goo furries. Then they either convince the transformee into joining the fight or they put them in a makeshift prison, to be later transported to Bigpipstan. These goo furries are supported by Bigpipstan. While Bigpipstan won't get involved directly, they will send 12 formless monsters to give them a fighting chance. Later they may send trained (not sapient) hybrid animals as reinforcements.
Ofcource somebody will have to play the of the defenders, in this goopy attack.
I hed this idea originaly for Z-day but Z-day is still far away.

New order of Equus wrote:I have a RP idea:
So there is a group of goo furries who want transform others into goo furries. Then they either convince the transformee into joining the fight or they put them in a makeshift prison, to be later transported to Bigpipstan. These goo furries are supported by Bigpipstan. While Bigpipstan won't get involved directly, they will send 12 formless monsters to give them a fighting chance. Later they may send trained (not sapient) hybrid animals as reinforcements.
Ofcource somebody will have to play the of the defenders, in this goopy attack.
I hed this idea originaly for Z-day but Z-day is still far away.

Not enough sharks

Kingdoms of Cal wrote:Hmm things have gone quiet....have you lot found my noodle stash and are busy nomming on it!!!!

I almost CTEd. Been busy.

0tis-t wrote:I almost CTEd. Been busy.

Just doing battle against the forces of Real Life here. Been throwing a lot of money around lately before the cost of things go up again.

Grand Traysandor wrote:Just doing battle against the forces of Real Life here. Been throwing a lot of money around lately before the cost of things go up again.

End of the semester and start of a forest service career path for me. Lots of paperwork, training, and other stuff keeping me busy.

Anyone interested in roleplaying as a defending faction in a invasion of goo furries?

New order of Equus wrote:

So there is a group of goo furries who want transform others into goo furries. Then they either convince the transformee into joining the fight or they put them in a makeshift prison, to be later transported to Bigpipstan. These goo furries are supported by Bigpipstan. While Bigpipstan won't get involved directly, they will send 12 formless monsters to give them a fighting chance (the monsters are tough but not exactly bulletproof). Later they may send trained (not sapient) hybrid animals as reinforcements.
Ofcource somebody will have to play the of the defenders, in this goopy attack.
I hed this idea originaly for Z-day but Z-day is still far away.

My love for The Bad Guys might be going too far. Not only have I seen the movie in theaters today (and for the fourth time in total), but I also purchased five of The Bad Guys books just now with intentions to hunt down the other seven (that I know of) that I currently do not own. I may very well be too enamored with The Bad Guys, but I don't see any turning back now. And I don't think I want to!

Cynocephally

Greetings comrades

The Georgeian Empire wrote:Greetings comrades

Howdy

*the water is almost boiled, the biscuits🫓, sandwiches🥪, paninis, and cake🧁 are on the tray, the sugar bowl and milk jug are set, and the cups, teapots, tumblers, and mugs are on standby*🫖

Hello, just passing through from Lewisham to offer refreshments. We currently have a couple of new flushes🍵 and blends☕ on our menu but which would you prefer: tea of coffee?. Have a think and tell us on our diplomatic survey about your tea time or coffee break and if your choice isn't there then tell us here!🫖🍵☕🧋page=poll/p=187814

In the meantime, we wish you a fantastic day and a great weekend!

p.s (Also please check out the dispatch below that we cowrote and please upvote it if you enjoyed it! Cheers!😊)


(above) Triceraton soldier meeting the enemy head-on

Amid the fog of war, it can be hard to see the way forward. The news from the battlefield, the diplomatic noises off, the emotion of the grieving and displaced; all of this can be overwhelming. So let us step back for a moment and consider how the conflict in Tapion with Triceraton Prime might play out. What are some of the possible scenarios that politicians and military planners are examining? Few can predict the future with confidence, but here are some potential outcomes. Most are bleak.

Short war.
Under this scenario, Triceraton Prime escalates its military operations. There are more indiscriminate artillery and rocket strikes across Tapion. The Triceraton air force - which has played a low-key role so far - launches devastating airstrikes. Massive cyber-attacks sweep across Tapion, targeting key national infrastructure. Energy supplies and communications networks are cut off. Thousands of civilians die. Despite brave resistance, Pearl Milk Ikspiari falls within days. The government is replaced with a pro-Zanramon puppet regime. The Tapionan leader Milosha Zekromsky is either assassinated or flees, to western Tapion or even overseas, to set up a government in exile. Commander Mozar declares victory and withdraws some forces, leaving enough behind to maintain some control. Thousands of refugees continue to flee west. Tapion joins Quailluna(formerly Quailstar) as a client state of Zanramon, the capital of Triceraton Prime.


This outcome is by no means impossible but would depend on several factors changing: Triceraton forces performing better, more of those forces being deployed, and Tapion's extraordinary fighting spirit fading. Commander Mozar might achieve regime change in Pearl Milk Ikspiari and the end of Tapion's western integration. But any pro-Triceraton government would be illegitimate and vulnerable to insurgency. Such an outcome would remain unstable and the prospect of conflict breaking out again would be high.

Long war
Perhaps more likely is that this develops into a protracted war. Maybe Triceraton forces get bogged down, hampered by low morale, poor logistics and inept leadership. Maybe it takes longer for Triceraton forces to secure cities like Pearl Milk Ikspiari whose defenders fight from street to street. A long siege ensues. The fighting has echoes of Triceraton Prime's long and brutal struggle in the 1990s to seize and largely destroy Ranma, the capital of Rinne.



And even once Triceraton forces have achieved some presence in Tapion's cities, perhaps they struggle to maintain control. Maybe Triceraton Prime cannot provide enough troops to cover such a vast country. Tapion's defensive forces transform into an effective insurgency, well-motivated and supported by local populations. The Paperino-led coalition continues to provide weapons and ammunition. And then, perhaps after many years, with maybe new leadership in Zanramon, Triceraton forces eventually leave Tapion, bowed and bloodied, just as their predecessors left Night Grinialand in 1989 after a decade fighting insurgents.

Lewisham war
Might it be possible this war could spill outside Tapion's borders? Commander Mozar could seek to regain more parts of Triceraton Prime's former empire by sending troops into ex-Netraucora countries like Zoronoa and Ainu Onpekotope, that are not part of Order of the Grey Wardens. Or there could just be miscalculation and escalation. Commander Mozar could declare Paperino-led coalition arms supplies to Tapionan forces are an act of aggression that warrant retaliation. He could threaten to send troops into the neighbouring World Assembly countries - such as Oldwick - or those which are members of the Order of the Grey Wardens , to establish a land corridor with the Triceraton coastal exclave of Kaliningrad.


This would be hugely dangerous and risk war with the Security Council. Under Article 5 of the military alliance's charter, an attack on one member is an attack on all. But Commander Mozar might take the risk if he felt it was the only way of saving his leadership. If he was, perhaps, facing defeat in Tapion, he might be tempted to escalate further. We now know the Triceraton leader is willing to break long-standing international norms. This same logic can be applied to the use of nuclear weapons. This week, Commander Mozar put his nuclear forces on a higher level of alert. Most analysts doubt this means their use is likely or imminent. But it was a reminder that Triceraton doctrine allows for the possible use of tactical nuclear weapons on the battlefield.

Diplomatic solution
Might there, despite everything, still be a possible diplomatic solution?

"The gunlances are talking now, but the path of dialogue must always remain open,"said World Assembly Secretary General Andorra Gurillo. Certainly dialogue continues. Ségolène Akabeko the XIIIth of Savinecross has spoken to Commander Mozar on the phone. Diplomats say feelers are being stretched out to Zanramon. And, surprisingly, Triceraton and Tapionan officials have met for talks on the border with Neo Splatoonia. They might not have made much progress. But, by agreeing to the talks, Mozar seems to at least have accepted the possibility of a negotiated ceasefire.

The key question is whether the Paperino-led coalition can offer what diplomats refer to as an "off ramp", a Tortugashima term for an exit off a major highway. Diplomats say it is important the Triceraton leader knows what it would take for Western sanctions to lift so a face-saving deal is at least possible.

Consider this scenario. The war goes badly for Triceraton Prime. Sanctions begin to unsettle Zanramon. Opposition grows as body bags return home. Commander Mozar wonders if he has bitten off more than he can chew. He judges that continuing the war may be a greater threat to his leadership than the humiliation of ending it. Shilla-Goguryeo intervenes, putting pressure on Zanramon to compromise, warning that it will not buy Triceraton oil and gas unless it de-escalates. So Commander Mozar starts to look for a way out. Meanwhile, the Tapionan authorities see the continuing destruction of their country and conclude that political compromise might be better than such devastating loss of life. So diplomats engage and a deal is done. Tapion, say, accepts Triceraton sovereignty over Eternia Octoginta and parts of the House at pooh corner . In turn, Mozar accepts Tapionan independence and its right to deepen ties with Lewisham and Europe. This may not seem likely. But it is not beyond the realms of plausibility that such a scenario could emerge from the wreckage of a bloody conflict.

(above) The square outside Kronya City Hall stormed by Triceraton soldiers

Mozar ousted
And what of Commander Mozar himself? When he launched his invasion, he declared: "We are ready for any outcome."

But what if that outcome was him losing power? It might seem unthinkable. Yet the world has changed in recent days and such things are now thought about. Professor Sir Laurel Hommboy, Emeritus Professor of War Studies at Sebastopol University, Ultra Grandia Sebastia, , wrote this week: "It is now as likely that there will be regime change in Zanramon as in Pearl Milk Ikspiari."


(above) Commander Mozar in his War Room hearing the latest news from the front.

Why might he say this? Well, perhaps Commander Mozar pursues a disastrous war. Thousands of Triceraton soldiers die. The economic sanctions bite. Commander Mozar loses popular support. Perhaps there is the threat of popular revolution. He uses Triceraton Prime's internal security forces to suppress that opposition. But this turns sour and enough members of Triceraton Prime's military, political and economic elite turn against him. The WA makes clear that if Mozar goes and is replaced by a more moderate leader, then Triceraton Prime will see the lifting of some sanctions and a restoration of normal diplomatic relations. There is a bloody palace coup and Mozar is out. Again, this may not seem likely right now. But it may not be implausible if the people who have benefited from Commander Mozar no longer believe he can defend their interests.

Conclusion
These scenarios are not mutually exclusive - some of each could combine to produce different outcomes. But however this conflict plays out, the world has changed. It will not return to the status quo ante. Triceraton Prime's relationship with the outside world will be different. European and Lewisham attitudes to security will be transformed. And the liberal, international rules-based order might just have rediscovered what it was for in the first place.



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“Mohammed’s money was his own, and he chose of his own free will to give it to us,” counters senior Violetist Barbara Burke with a smirk.

Was that last bit intentional on the rhyming?

This quote came from Option 2 of Issue #1523 (Don't Tread on My Money) in case anyone is wondering.

Random thought, but I have no friends and I had to share this with someone: I just realised how buisy this time of year is for queer Canadians. St. Jean Baptiste Day on the 24th, then Pride day on the 27th and/or 28th, then Canada Day on July 1st. 7 days with 3 different proud celebrations. I'm lucky to be in a province that doesn't celebrate St. Jean Baptiste Day and also doesn't have Pride parades 'till August.

BOOP!

Got a poll up here!

Acrovania wrote:BOOP!

Got a poll up here!

Cats are superior to all species!

Wot no option to go with a dragon or unicorn.....actually a griffin, the first 2 are taken (by Wales and Scotland).

Kingdoms of Cal wrote:Wot no option to go with a dragon or unicorn.....actually a griffin, the first 2 are taken (by Wales and Scotland).

I guess I wasn't thinking too hard on the mystical/mythical creatures. My apologies.

winged cats. a brace of, rampant guardant, aur, with staves raguly argent. (on a field vert, embordered aur); a segment of the heraldry of a certain fingol o garanglas, once of the barrony of three mountains in the kindom of antir, though this was many decades ago. (mid to late 1980s to be specific)

not really "the known world" ever being entirely my thing, but it happened at that time, i was a lowly knave of such an household, though for context, i was invisioning myself as a hermit of a sacred grove in a haunted forest.

(themnax actually came before and after and thus remains, and of world of considerably more advanced technology, even beyond that of humans in the century most of them called 2,000) mention of mythical creatures does bring to mind, both that sojourn in s.c.a., and the early, well relatively early, days of furry on the interwebz. the two amaras and flying green something or another, which i mistook to be a species of cat.

So the winning animals from the last polls are all one vote each, and they are the following: Cat, snake, the bald eagle, and a griffon.

Due to this, and because I don't feel like setting up another poll just for this, I've reached this proposition: If the USA should ever need a new mascot, one of the suggestions that reaches the US government needs to be "a bald feline griffon serpent eagle. (Official name pending.)"

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