The Workers' Council Republic of Brezzia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Compagno Presidente with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.066 billion Brezzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Sybaris. The average income tax rate is 2.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brezzian economy, worth a remarkable 4,051 trillion tarins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 288,032 tarins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and feeling like a winner comes at a price. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Brezzia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Brezzia is ranked 775^th in the world and 1^st in Badge for Nicest Citizens, with 108.6 average smiles per day.