The Imperial Federation of Dalia Porphyra is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.561 billion Dalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aegir. The average income tax rate is 42.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dalian economy, worth 74.3 trillion chequins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,615 chequins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, Leader has just been declared ruler of Dalia Porphyra in an international press conference, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, and a major religion has been named as Dalia Porphyra's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalia Porphyra's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dalia Porphyra is ranked 65,486^th in the world and 1,185^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,348.87 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.