The Republic of Flopfarm 331 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, soft-spoken computers, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.669 billion Flopfarm 331ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 52.0%.

The all-consuming Flopfarm 331ian economy, worth 171 trillion flops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,933 flops, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flopfarm 331's national animal is the flop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flopfarm 331 is ranked 68,559^th in the world and 396^th in Unintelligent Puppet Storage for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,180.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.