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Not exactly. I'm not into bondage. :)
Kate Walker and Woolly rhinoceros
ooh, Italian Egg Sandwiches sound very good, going to have to remember that. Thank you.
*takes tea and milk and grapefruit juice, as well*
Who said anything about BDSM. I was referring to men, like my husband and his buddies having their Superbowl party at my house.
*yawns*
Good night guys. :)
Kate Walker and Woolly rhinoceros
*comes into the House, looks around the kitchen and doesn't see anything*
*clattering and crashing sounds come from the kitchen*
*an hour later, a disordered spread sprawls across the table, consisting of a vat overflowing with porridge, a block of melting butter, leftover scrambled eggs mixed with many other leftover unidentifiable side dishes, and a bubbling pot of coffee as black as the night*
*totters away happily, covered head to toe with food, leaving wet hoofprints in their wake*
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, and Cabbage people
*clean up the overflow and carry it back to the castle, for sharing and consumption when possible, or to strengthen the walls where not.*
Kate Walker, Cabbage people, and Woolly rhinoceros
It's good to have ants.
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, Cabbage people, and Aunt annas castle
Good Morning House! It's Doughnut Friday!
For today's breakfast I have prepared all sorts of Doughnuts: Yeast Raised, Cake, Doughnut Holes, Beignet, Jelly, Boston Cream, Churros, Potato, Cider, Crullers, Fritters, Twists, Long Johns, Cream Filled, as well as grazed, frosted, or with sprinkles. Also, there is Belgian Waffles, French Toast, Socially Acceptable Sausages and bacon, Hash Brown Potatoes, and Fresh Fruit Salad. We also have Coffee, Tea, and Me (my warm hugs) to warm you up, as well as various juices and milk. There are Mimosas for anyone who would like one.
Bon Appetit!
P.S. There are plenty of crumbs for the Ants.
The Voice of ARB, Pigs sheep and wolves, Woolly rhinoceros, and Aunt annas castle
Hooray for Doughnut Friday!
Potato doughnuts? I am intrigued... Cider doughnuts? What is that, apple cider filling?
*takes as many Boston Creams as can manage*
*purposefully eats the doughnuts as messily as possible*
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, and Aunt annas castle
I deduce down apple cider and mix it with the other ingredients
I love it how you stack the donuts on your horn.
The Voice of ARB and Woolly rhinoceros
The trick is getting them off again. More often than not, birds come and eat them.
The Voice of ARB and Aunt annas castle
I have a solution for you. Let me knit you a cozy for your horn so it won't get cold and the birds can't get to your donuts
The Voice of ARB and Woolly rhinoceros
That's a lot of donuts! Don't worry if there is too much here for the region to consume. We have mastered the technology required to carry whole donuts, waffles, fruit salad, etc. back to the castle, and all our antizens will let none of it go to waste, or to waist either. But we will wait until all the pigs have given up before starting the grand cleanup. We have learned that being trod upon by swine is not very much fun!
The Voice of ARB, Pigs sheep and wolves, Kate Walker, and Woolly rhinoceros
*With a full mouth* Tank you. Dat is very toughtful of you. *Munch munch*
Baaaaaa!
Da sheeps say tank you for da grazed donuts dere, buy dey say dat since dey is not green, dey don't tink dey is grazable. *munch munch* But dey is enjoying da fruit salad dere, even doh dey say it needs more grass. Dem sheeps is not what you would call *munch* gourmets dere.
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, and Woolly rhinoceros
*wakes to the sounds bowling balls hitting pins, glances at clock and jumps out of bed and throws her clothes on, thinks "Oh my, look at the time, what am I going to do for breakfast." has an idea and runs to the car and drives to the nearest Take Away, purchases every item on their breakfast menu and returns to the House, sets everything on the buffet*
Good Morning, House! I hope that every tummy here is afloat with gastric juices. Please help yourself to anything that you find on the buffet while I make some Coffee, Tea and Mimosas Warm hugs are also available.
The Voice of ARB, Ramen and noodles, Cabbage people, Woolly rhinoceros, and 1 otherAunt annas castle
*Hugs Kate, enjoys an egg sandwich and some cocoa*
Kate Walker and Woolly rhinoceros
*piles a little of each into a single, large "Dagwood-style" sandwich and totters away happily*
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, and Aunt annas castle
*Follow close behind, picking up the various scraps that drop from the enormous sandwich*
Kate Walker and Woolly rhinoceros
Good Morning, House!
For today's breakfast I've prepared a plethora of Pancakes, including Buckwheat, Buttermilk, and Pumpkin. There is socially acceptable bacon and variety of syrups such as Maple, Pecan, Karo, and Blueberry. There is also Coffee, Tea, and Me (my warm hugs) for your pleasure, as well as various juices and milk. There are Mimosas for anyone who would like one.
Bon Appetit!
The Voice of ARB, Cabbage people, and Woolly rhinoceros
*decorates House for Galentine's and Valentine's Day*
The Voice of ARB and Woolly rhinoceros
*contributes by dipping horn in pink paint and brushing it willy-nilly throughout the house*
I especially like your new flag, Kate. Definitely a keeper.
*opens the curtains and raises the shade, is startled by the glare of the glistening snow blanketing the ouse, garden, and the 100 acre wood*
Good morning House! Doesn't look beautiful outside?
For a hearty winter breakfast I've prepared Eggnog Waffles with Sweet Cinnamon Whipped Cream, a Cowboy Quiche, Copycat Cinnabon Rolls, Banana Blueberry Butterscotch Pancakes, Socially Acceptable Breakfast Roll-Ups, Eggnog Muffins, Breakfast Potatoes, Cranberry Orange French Toast Casserole, Mini Blueberry Dutch Babies, Breakfast Lasagna, Hatch Chile Breakfast Strata, Croissant Bread Pudding with Peaches, Raspberry Coconut Cream Stuffed French Toast, and Gingerbread Waffles. There is also Coffee, Tea, and Me (my warm hugs) for your pleasure, as well as various juices and milk. There are Mimosas for anyone who would like one.
Bon Appetit!
You'd better put on the cozy that I knitted for your horn, it's cold outside. Also you need to clean up the House from all the pink paint that you spread around by tomorrow. <.<
I'm not completely satisfied with it. It's missing that Je ne sais quoi and doesn't speak to me. :(
The Voice of ARB, Pigs sheep and wolves, Cabbage people, Woolly rhinoceros, and 1 otherAunt annas castle
Good Lord, what a feast! I feel certain that "Dutch Babies" are not meant to be taken literally but, um, what exactly are they?
I gotta start with the eggnog waffles and a roll-up or two, but there are so many other things I want to try. How long will the rest still be good as left-overs? I hate to think of some of this wonderful-sounding stuff ending up as ant food before I get to try it!
All hail her Kateness!
Kate Walker, Woolly rhinoceros, and Aunt annas castle
P.S. I personally love the flag too. Of course, I don't normally expect a flag to speak to me.
P.P.S. We're having thunderstorms in my part of the House. Not good snowman weather at all.
Kate Walker and Woolly rhinoceros
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