The Xenophobic Capitalist Empire of Communise is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Immortal Overlord Vladimir Puptin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.518 billion Comrads are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The entire continent of Antarctica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communisean economy, worth 219 trillion Jeffs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 144,285 Jeffs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 843,767 per year while the poor average 11,581, a ratio of 72.9 to 1.

Wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, movie references are legally admissible in court, and the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Communise's national animal is the Blobfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Supremism.

Communise is ranked 287,379^th in the world and 373^rd in The Kodiak Republic for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.57 pounds of wildlife per square mile.