The Principality of Suwainerahetsland is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.065 billion Suwainerahetslandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovainhetsgrad. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Suwainerahetslandian economy, worth 159 trillion Suwainerahetian Kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,338 Suwainerahetian Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, and double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suwainerahetsland's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Suwainerahetsland is ranked 18,251^st in the world and 32^nd in The Kodiak Republic for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,087.5 pounds of wildlife per square mile.