The Empire of The Eighteen United Netherlands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 23.412 billion Eighteen United Netherlandsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Healthcare and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 32.1%.

The strong Eighteen United Netherlandsian economy, worth 783 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 33,473 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Eighteen United Netherlands's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eighteen United Netherlands is ranked 63,200^th in the world and 93^rd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 487.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.