The Independent Marxist States of Krptonist is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.254 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kovolock City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,418 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 537,249 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Krptonist, and Leader is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krptonist's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Krptonist is ranked 701^st in the world and 1^st in The LCRUA for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 27,624.9 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.