Population | 6.281 billion |
Capital | Kolosnoy |
Leader | Tsar Sergei Pavlov |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Larin |
Animal | Bear |
The Tsardom of Lardinia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tsar Sergei Pavlov with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.281 billion Lardinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolosnoy. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Lardinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,199 trillion Larins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 190,939 Larins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
A government program is underway to revitalize Lardinia's beaches, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and money grows on trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lardinia's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Lardinia is ranked 244,875th in the world and 383rd in The League for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.93 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lardinia, money grows on trees.
- : Following new legislation in Lardinia, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : Following new legislation in Lardinia, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Lardinia, a government program is underway to revitalize Lardinia's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Lardinia, the government is encouraging violence on television.
- : Lardinia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Developed, Highest Poor Incomes, and Largest Black Market.
- : Lardinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Lardinia, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
- : Following new legislation in Lardinia, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
- : Lardinia was endorsed by The United Peoples Democratic RE of New Makasta.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Creeperopolis, Tosara, Targetwest, Exitodia, AngelStitch, Tiernesia, and Osimiria.