The Potentially Great Country of South Austral is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jake Filipo Kolter with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 1.18 billion South Australs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolverhampton. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Australian economy, worth 133 trillion Taxeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 113,047 Taxeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of South Australian democracy, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, the people sing of those who will not be slaves again, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Austral's national animal is the American Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Prygacism.

South Austral is ranked 110,022^nd in the world and 189^th in The League for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,032.8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.