The Democrat Socialist Republic of Marxist Land of Peoples is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.983 billion Marxists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marx. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient a Marxist economy, worth a remarkable 1,191 trillion Stars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 170,568 Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural children are told reading's important (for other people), short is not always sweet, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, and eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime is totally unknown. Marxist Land of Peoples's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Marxist Land of Peoples is ranked 286,010^th in the world and 296^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -15.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.