Population | 545 million |
Currency | mark |
Animal | fox |
The Empire of Soublithe is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 545 million Soublitheans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 49.1%.
The powerhouse Soublithean economy, worth 52.5 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,365 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and the government funds large training centres to turn foxes into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soublithe's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Soublithe is ranked 132,998th in the world and 47th in Atlanticana for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 764.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Soublithe, the government funds large training centres to turn foxes into functioning members of society.
- : Following new legislation in Soublithe, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Soublithe, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
- : Following new legislation in Soublithe, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
- : Following new legislation in Soublithe, Soublithean watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
- : Following new legislation in Soublithe, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
- : Following new legislation in Soublithe, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Soublitheans.
- : Following new legislation in Soublithe, the nation leads Atlanticana for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption.
- : Following new legislation in Soublithe, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Soublithe, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.