The Founder of Nudist Dreamland is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 36.174 billion Nudist Dreamlanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gay Parrot Harbour. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nudist Dreamlandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,343 trillion seashells a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,001 seashells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and the entire entry for Nudist Dreamland in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime is totally unknown. Nudist Dreamland's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nudist Dreamland is ranked 11,556^th in the world and 21^st in Nudist Dreamland for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,453.47 pounds of wildlife per square mile.