Population | 42.903 billion |
Capital | Yannsborg |
Leader | Yann Herman VI |
Faith | Drakonism |
Currency | Stöyvër |
Animal | Green Wyvern |
The Nudist States of Yannia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yann Herman VI with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.903 billion Yannians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Yannian economy, worth an astonishing 15,670 trillion Stöyvërs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 365,254 Stöyvërs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, voting is compulsory, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and the well-to-do in Nudist Dreamland are never on time for important appointments. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.
Yannia is ranked 290,931st in the world and 68th in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -38.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, the well-to-do in Nudist Dreamland are never on time for important appointments.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, voting is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
- : Yannia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Average Incomes, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.