The Most Primitive in The NewsStand
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The NewsStand is ranked 23,201st in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Incorporated States of The News Stand | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Peace and Justice” |
