Population | 1.306 billion |
Capital | Algernon |
Leader | Director Isebrand Calloven |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | Marque |
Animal | Brown bear |
The Federal Republic of Aalander is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Director Isebrand Calloven with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.306 billion Aalandites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Algernon. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Aalandite economy, worth 73.8 trillion Marques a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,484 Marques, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Algernon's playgrounds, the arms industry is strictly regulated, and the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aalander's national animal is the Brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.
Aalander is ranked 211,770th in the world and 4,911th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 5.59 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aalander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Aalander was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Sechiole.
- : Aalander was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs and Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Aalander, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
- : Following new legislation in Aalander, the arms industry is strictly regulated.
- : Following new legislation in Aalander, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Algernon's playgrounds.
- : Aalander was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Following new legislation in Aalander, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in Aalander, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
- : Following new legislation in Aalander, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
World Assembly
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