The Federation of Adziolandia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Adziunia with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 2.672 billion Adziolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Helszawa. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adziolandian economy, worth 291 trillion helenówkas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 108,937 helenówkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adziolandia's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adziolandia is ranked 122,099^th in the world and 2,860^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 39,871.16 Standard Monetary Units.