The Beatles of New Estoniaball is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.247 billion Estoniaballers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong New Estoniaballian economy, worth 551 trillion Estoniaballian Tallinns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,097 Estoniaballian Tallinns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, and young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Estoniaball's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Estoniaball is ranked 290,027^th in the world and 3,758^th in the West Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -13.44 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.