The Federated States of Sojenre is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leonard Bello with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.708 billion Sojenris hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bjornby. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sojenri economy, worth a remarkable 1,613 trillion Krepets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 209,382 Krepets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, Bjornby's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat, and time flies when you're not having fun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sojenre's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sojenre is ranked 14,224^th in the world and 884^th in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,277.35 pounds of wildlife per square mile.