The Kingdom of Persian Imperium is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 20.527 billion Persian Imperiumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Persian Imperiumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,090 trillion Dinars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,132 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, there are no more heroes any more, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Persian Imperium's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Persian Imperium is ranked 263,827^th in the world and 2^nd in The Persian Empire for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.08 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.