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Oh come here friend and give me a hug!
The controller of planet x, Dr Hypochondriac, and Refugee arks
But of course, my previous region of The HANDS used to pride itself on its systems. Now this may take awhile, the elevator has to cross 1000 different floors of varying width to get where we need to be so if you have anything to pass the time, now would definitely be the time.
*A subspace communication channel opens*
Attention
Dr Hypochondriac, Captain Hammer here, we have been monitoring the situation there.Suggest you ascertain how they survived time in the Region of Death.
Over
*Subspace communication channel closed*
Great point! Refugee arks, how did you survive Death?
Refugee arks, The united radds, and New Spaceship Warlock
*whistles the same repetitive, tuneless melody during the entire journey. At first, you think it may be a commercial jingle of some sort. after awhile, though, you wonder if it's a half-remembered snippet of a popular tune. However, the more it goes on, the more you begin to suspect the whistler to be making it up as they go, and further, that perhaps they have never heard an actual song ever in their life, and what's more, perhaps YOU have never heard any other song except this one...*
From my experience, the dominion and constancy of Death is somewhat overstated. Something of a shop without a shopkeep, it seems. I tossed a coin to the boatman to ferry me along the journey, but no one showed. So I simply took back my coin and left. I didn't see a sign or notice or anything...perhaps Death is on vacation? Perhaps no one can die, for the time being..?
Spenzerous, The controller of planet x, The united radds, and PR SPD
The man looks over at his strange friend as the tune slowly descends into a form of madness, he coughs lightly to try and lighten the mood and ease his songs.
We are almost there, but please try to keep silent, we had sound based weapons installed and a few of them went rogue.
Refugee arks, The united radds, PR SPD, New Spaceship Warlock, and 1 otherCanada but evil
Hello, hello!
Thank you for the welcome. We come from far away!
Although evil is in our name, we are not actually evil. That is a precaution in case evil-loving space cowboys take over the universe. That way, they think we are bad like them, then they will not destroy us!
The controller of planet x, Refugee arks, The united radds, PR SPD, and 1 otherNew Spaceship Warlock
It’s great to hear you are not actually evil; god forbid.
Say, what brings you to The Planet X? How did you hear about us?
It’s not everyday that a brand-spanking-new nation finds it way to us in its first trip out into the NSverse. After all, we are a rather niche corner of the cosmos…
Refugee arks, The united radds, New Spaceship Warlock, and Canada but evil
A tragic story, really.
Once, I had a large nation residing in The Bar on the corner of every region.
Then apocalypse struck while I had my back turned! When I returned to restore it, I found I couldn't remember the passcode to the administrative office. I blame the space pirates
I had seen The Planet X in the bar'sembassy list and decided to venture here since I couldn't very well go back to The Bar on the corner of every region with those naughty pirates waiting there to capture me again.
The controller of planet x, Refugee arks, The united radds, PR SPD, and 1 otherNew Spaceship Warlock
*scrambles away from the device hastily before recovering their composure*
Heh heh, okay... Maybe I am just a little bit evil. But if I was completely evil, the needle would have fallen in that deep blood-red section.
*continues to eye the evilometer nervously*
Partial evilness is no good reason to go prodding people with strange devices. Hmph.
A random sales employee shows up surprisingly from behind the nearest bargain
I understand your struggle my friend, us slightly evil beings must stay strong in times of great good and evil alike.
Now on another topic, could I perhaps interest you in "safe" weapons of universal destruction?
The cough drop is secretly pocketed as the lift reaches its destination
Looks like we are here,
The huge space comes alight revealing a truly horrendous ship that looks like a thousand crossovers gone wrong and has so many weapons sticking out of it not even the worst of the worst would want it.
Behold, project 78-h3-11 or the 78th hell as most call it
This piece of work is on the verge of collapse constantly and can barely stay together, it's outfitted with some of the most destructive and cruel weapons in the known universe ranging from genetic manipulators and sun poppers to gravity crushers and planet crackers, fun fact, the construction process for this was so dangerous entire species went extinct trying to install only a few of these weapons.
He then pulls out a small contract from his back pocket
And while I'd like to say more, if you haven't assumed already the majority of weapons that the 78th uses are banned by the intergalactic convention, you'll have to sign this statement here just to make sure you dont spill to The controller, otherwise this whole operation could be shut down.
*Their attention is turned from the device held by Refugee arks as the employee approaches them, only slightly baffled as to to their mysterious and startling appearance*
Weapons of universal destruction?
*grins*
Sounds like good fun... Erm
*they tense and glance around surreptitiously*
What I mean to say is interesting. Sounds interesting.
Tell me, how does one test the effectiveness of such weapons without causing...well, you know, the universe they currently occupy to be annihilated?
How ya doin' guys? Just posting here to make sure you're all well, and to say that we really like your new regional banner and flag!
Cheers! ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ♪♬
Eleutescepta, The controller of planet x, Refugee arks, The united radds, and 3 othersPR SPD, New Spaceship Warlock, and Canada but evil
Thank you very much kind representative of Chivana.
Your planet seems highly sophisticated and intriguing. I am particularly interested in your language — Eleutean. Moreover, the “emergency landing” myth is fascinating.
Our species — Xiliens — dwell underground due to the presence of King Ghidroh on our planet’s surface. We have lived unground for millennia, and possess highly advance, albeit cumbersome technology (The united radds can fill you in on some of our weaponry).
Our planet is currently enduring a period of deep freeze, but we have had the pleasure of welcoming a variety of guests and potential new members. Normally, we send intergalactic scouts to embassy regions for Nullonium harvesting, a practice we intend to recommence in the coming months.
Perhaps we should deepen our ties and establish more sustainable diplomatic relations between our planets.
Who knows, we may even have common history…
Igilgili, Eleutescepta, Refugee arks, The united radds, and 1 otherCanada but evil
mother of god...
She's beautiful. Truly.
The way in which the various geometries appear to be held together by shoestring and silly putty...the pervading sense of tragedy that seems to be seeping from every crack and cranny...just the pure superfluousness of the entire design...
Who could ask for anything more?
*signs the necessary paperwork*
While we have no real need for advanced weaponry aboard our peacetime fleet, it doesn't hurt to be prepared. However, we will get to work immediately converting some of the more extreme weapons into devices of a more whimsical nature, perhaps...
You all have orcs here, as well, on top of the already-worrying roving kaiju? Who exactly is running this place? If I had the authority to do so, I would hand you all citations for exceeding the safe limit of untamed horrors...
*cradles the evilometer and coos softly to it*
It's ok, little buddy...shhhh...they didn't mean anything by calling you "strange"...
*A drumroll begins over the intercom system and The Controller begins to speak:
I have grand news for The Planet X: Refugee arks has been appointed a regional officer!
We understand that your travels may take you elsewhere in the NSverse, and of course this saddens us, but as a gesture of our respect and friendship we welcome you as a permanent regional officer.
Hip-Hip Hoorah!
The united radds, PR SPD, New Spaceship Warlock, and Canada but evil
The controller of planet x, Refugee arks, The united radds, PR SPD, and 1 otherNew Spaceship Warlock
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