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Except the places where the Powergrid cannot handle it or lack AC, such as many "third world" countries and even places like the U.K. :P
Take over it and pocket the change.
Multi-million dollar jet for uhhhh food deliveries!
I say that Flora's statement is entirely true.
2. My pet psychic cat told me that I'm always right, and cats are never wrong.
3. I observed my crystal ball, and it revealed that in every parallel universe I'm the ultimate authority on correctness.
4. The stars and planets align in a way that directly attributes to my infallibility, making me always right.
5. My invisible friend, who only communicates with me, vouches for my unparalleled accuracy in all matters. (I am not schizophrenic)
6. I own a mystical amulet that grants me the power of eternal rightness, leaving no room for you to be correct.
7. The ancient scrolls hidden in my sock drawer foretell of my destiny to be perpetually right and for your perpetual wrongness.
8. A wizard once declared me the chosen one of correctness, sealing my fate as the absolutely infallible beacon of truth.
9. The cosmic energy surrounding me forms an impenetrable shield of rightness, deflecting any potential wrongness your way.
10. I've mastered the art of telepathy, and the collective thoughts of the universe consistently align with mine.
Goodnight silly goobers :3
Your favorite juggalette is going to bed
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