The Orennican State of Glotunn is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Joseph Manlin with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 8.497 billion Glotunnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Glotunnian economy, worth 57.4 trillion Tribops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 6,751 Tribops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the death penalty has been reintroduced, and even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glotunn's national animal is the Unichicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Glotunn is ranked 222,793^rd in the world and 15^th in The Slide Countries for Most Primitive, scoring -98.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.