The Orennican State of Regdantinn is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Equality with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.497 billion Regdantians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oskopolis. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Regdantinnian economy, worth 55.7 trillion Tribops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 6,555 Tribops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and Regdantinn has designated Oskopolis as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regdantinn's national animal is the Unichicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Regdantinn is ranked 116,899^th in the world and 7^th in The Slide Countries for Most Primitive, scoring -32.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.