The Kothic Messenger Boy of Ambassadonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by null with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 17.079 billion Ambassadonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of null. The average income tax rate is 36.3%.

The large but inefficient Ambassadonian economy, worth 918 trillion nulls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,755 nulls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Supervisors in Ambassadonia commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, and Null shot first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambassadonia's national animal is the null, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is null.

Ambassadonia is ranked 112,250^th in the world and 170^th in Lily for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 80.17 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.