The Congregation of the Sphe Tf2 of Novus Catland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Your mother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.622 billion Spies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 2Fort. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.0%.

The all-consuming Spy economy, worth 367 trillion Pictures of your mothers a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,465 Pictures of your mothers, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novus Catland's national animal is the Your mother, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Your mother.

Novus Catland is ranked 55,648^th in the world and 7^th in The United Empires of Carson for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,534.12 on the Gilded Widget Scale.