The Queendom of Mei Lanfang is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.389 billion Mei Lanfangians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mei Lanfangian economy, worth a remarkable 1,601 trillion Bangs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 190,902 Bangs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 675,732 per year while the poor average 38,940, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, polygamy is legal, and Mei Lanfangian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mei Lanfang's national animal is the Politician, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mei Lanfang is ranked 16,024^th in the world and 1^st in Dali Drag Race for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,355.62 on the Clooney Contribution Index.