The Nation of Eurania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rai with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.248 billion Euranians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Euranian economy, worth a remarkable 6,534 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 533,523 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurania's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eurania is ranked 290,827^th in the world and 194^th in The Western Isles for Highest Food Quality, scoring 2.48 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.