The State of EI is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.828 billion EIians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong EIian economy, worth 827 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 36,228 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,307 per year while the poor average 1,946, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, EI has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of EI in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. EI's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

EI is ranked 259,790^th in the world and 1^st in The Eubolin Pact for Most Patriotic, with 1.3 flags saluted per person per day.