The Provisional Republic of Autvia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Council of Ministers with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 10.248 billion Autvians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bresse. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Autvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,036 trillion Aelcostas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,101 Aelcostas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, and military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autvia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Autvia is ranked 18,347^th in the world and 841^st in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,899.32 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.