The Holy Empire of FAKKWALLAH is a small, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 45 million FAKKWALLAHians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient FAKKWALLAHian economy, worth 2.00 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,542 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FAKKWALLAH's national animal is the swan.

FAKKWALLAH is ranked 222,335^th in the world and 27^th in The Caffeinated Confederation for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 24.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.