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Most Devout: 478thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 522ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 583rd
The Hive World of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Men,I am ordering you to die. In that time troops come!
Influence
Superpower
Rent-a-Commissar
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bakarussian

Population28.198 billion

CapitalThe Holy Hive City of Bakanas
LeaderGovernor Militant Joseph II Bekonas
FaithImperial Cult

CurrencyBakon
AnimalAquila

The Hive World of Bakarussian is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Militant Joseph II Bekonas with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.198 billion Bakanarussians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy Hive City of Bakanas. The average income tax rate is 4.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bakarussianian economy, worth a remarkable 8,256 trillion Bakons a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 292,804 Bakons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, Governor Militant Joseph II Bekonas is worshipped as a god, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Bakarussianian ambassadors, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bakarussian's national animal is the Aquila, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Bakarussian is ranked 32,385th in the world and 5th in Warhammer 40000 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.33 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Devout: 478thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 522ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 583rdMost Armed: 894thMost Corrupt Governments: 924thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,139thFattest Citizens: 1,408thLargest Mining Sector: 1,714thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,852ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,089thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,802ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,827thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,835thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,865thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,152ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,159thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,505thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,597thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,965thLargest Populations: 5,278thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,957thMost Cultured: 8,932ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,414thLargest Governments: 10,990thMost Efficient Economies: 12,554thMost Authoritarian: 13,398thTop
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Most Conservative: 15,404thLargest Retail Industry: 21,370th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bakarussian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Bakarussianian ambassadors.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, Governor Militant Joseph II Bekonas is worshipped as a god.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.

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