The Constitutional Monarchy of Averageislandia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Plain Jane with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 904 million Averageislandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Averageislandopolis. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Averageislandian economy, worth 80.7 trillion Averageislandollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 89,272 Averageislandollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autopsies often involve only cursory examination, Plain Jane's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Averageislandia's national animal is the Dodo Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Averageislandia is ranked 243,862^nd in the world and 275^th in NationStates for Most Primitive, scoring -134.54 on the Scary Big Number Scale.