The Sultanate of Bruno Mars is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 36 million Bruno Marsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The strong Bruno Marsian economy, worth 2.21 trillion white golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 61,294 white golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Underage drinkers are dragged through the streets and put in the stocks, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, and the police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of Bruno Marsians. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Bruno Mars's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bruno Mars is ranked 82,217^th in the world and 160^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Safest, scoring 89.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.