The Rogue Nation of Cavaotina is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.756 billion Cavaotinans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cavaotinan economy, worth a remarkable 8,389 trillion Cava Half-Cents a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 353,173 Cava Half-Cents, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,012,546 per year while the poor average 30,104, a ratio of 66.9 to 1.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, the nation is the West Pacific's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters, the government has become increasingly militant, and what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cavaotina's national animal is the Giant hound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cavaotina is ranked 286,109^th in the world and 3,581^st in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.