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Most Corrupt Governments: 328thHighest Disposable Incomes: 331stMost Secular: 386th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
In individuals, insanity is rare but in groups the norm
Eternal God Emperor
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Empire of a Million Suns

Population11.845 billion

CapitalEternal Spire
LeaderEternal God Emperor

CurrencyAforgomon
AnimalNathrezim

The Empire of Empire of a Million Suns is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal God Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.845 billion Flesh Units are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eternal Spire. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 4,652 trillion Aforgomons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 392,819 Aforgomons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,791,792 per year while the poor average 52,549, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Eternal Spire as a backdrop, and unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of a Million Suns's national animal is the Nathrezim, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Empire of a Million Suns is ranked 1,546th in the world and 32nd in the West Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 878.9 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 328thHighest Disposable Incomes: 331stMost Secular: 386thMost Armed: 574thLargest Insurance Industry: 583rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 683rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 706thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 885thRudest Citizens: 924thLargest Retail Industry: 925thMost Avoided: 1,002ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,185thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,279thFattest Citizens: 1,307thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,410thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,431stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,546thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,650thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,751stMost Patriotic: 1,889thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,961stMost Efficient Economies: 2,196thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,371stSmartest Citizens: 2,531stLargest Mining Sector: 2,655thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,631stHighest Economic Output: 3,774thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,122ndLargest Governments: 4,339thLowest Crime Rates: 5,074thNudest: 5,224thLargest Black Market: 8,900thMost Stationary: 12,976thMost Influential: 13,704thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 14,940thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,440thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,941stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,164thMost Conservative: 21,019th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 23rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 42nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionNudest: 48th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Governments: 64th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 67th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionLargest Black Market: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 121st in the regionMost Stationary: 137th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 147th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 155th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 215th in the regionLargest Populations: 242nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 248th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 261st in the regionMost Conservative: 336th in the regionMost Influential: 337th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Empire of a Million Suns, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of a Million Suns, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Eternal Spire as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of a Million Suns, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of a Million Suns, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of a Million Suns, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of a Million Suns, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of a Million Suns, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of a Million Suns, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Empire of a Million Suns was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Patriotic, Most Avoided, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of a Million Suns, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.

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