The United States of Flomonga is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Rich Hangleglider with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.211 billion Flomongans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hombolica. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flomongan economy, worth 260 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 117,885 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Most people learn to drive on crash courses, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", 'Deernado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, and short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flomonga's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Flomonga is ranked 64,633^rd in the world and 143^rd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Safest, scoring 97.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.