The Dictatorship of Mordor Welcomer is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, cynical population of 24.675 billion Mordor Welcomerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.9%.

The powerhouse Mordor Welcomerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,927 trillion Man Fleshes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,134 Man Fleshes, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mordor Welcomer's national animal is the Cave Troll, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mordor Welcomer is ranked 144,371^st in the world and 9^th in Mordor for Highest Food Quality, scoring 16.15 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.