The Republic of Oh My My My is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.426 billion Oh My My Myians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Oh My My Myian economy, worth 786 trillion picture to burns a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 122,415 picture to burns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oh My My My's national animal is the outside, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oh My My My is ranked 14,059^th in the world and 92^nd in Stereo Hearts for Most Patriotic, with 55.7 flags saluted per person per day.