Population | 13.37 billion |
Capital | North Pole |
Leader | Santa |
Faith | Yodlism |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | Zombie |
The Holy Blue Republic of PewDiePie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Santa with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 13.37 billion Bro Armies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient PewDiePiean economy, worth a remarkable 1,667 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,704 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, royalist is the most offensive slur in the PewDiePiean language, a bureaucratic fight over PIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of PewDiePie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PewDiePie's national animal is the Zombie and its national religion is Yodlism.
PewDiePie is ranked 145,491st in the world and 233rd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Safest, scoring 60.94 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in PewDiePie, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of PewDiePie.
- : Following new legislation in PewDiePie, a bureaucratic fight over PIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations.
- : Following new legislation in PewDiePie, royalist is the most offensive slur in the PewDiePiean language.
- : Following new legislation in PewDiePie, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
- : Following new legislation in PewDiePie, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : PewDiePie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : PewDiePie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Most Patriotic.
- : PewDiePie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : PewDiePie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : PewDiePie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.