The Suspicious Minds of The Realizer is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 753 million Realizerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deathrow. The average income tax rate is 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Realizerian economy, worth 97.5 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 129,422 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

People who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding The Realizer, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, and town welcome signs list corporate sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Realizer's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Realizer is ranked 281,232^nd in the world and 299^th in Forest for Most Patriotic, with 0.5 flags saluted per person per day.