The Nomadic Peoples of The Triple Consortium is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Muddy Puddles with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 14.571 billion Trips enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phat Bottoms. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trip economy, worth a remarkable 2,119 trillion Dr Peppas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,448 Dr Peppas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Triple Consortium's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boogiism.

The Triple Consortium is ranked 285,650^th in the world and 18^th in Mordor for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.53 kickbacks per hour.