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Governor: The Holy Empire of The Mine of Moria

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Holy Empire of The Mine of Moria

Last WA Update:

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Largest Mining Sector: 769th Largest Black Market: 780th Largest Retail Industry: 1,154th+13
Highest Economic Output: 1,191st Largest Populations: 1,340th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,604th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,632nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,646th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,845th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,881st Most Developed: 2,012th Most Efficient Economies: 2,023rd Longest Average Lifespans: 2,083rd Most Devout: 2,202nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,247th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,731st
World Factbook Entry

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Embassies: Mordor.

Tags: Minuscule.

Mines of Moria contains 2 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Food Quality in Mines of Moria

Professional food critics dined out at restaurants and popped into home kitchens to judge ingredient quality, creativity, and diversity of food.

As a region, Mines of Moria is ranked 18,673rd in the world for Highest Food Quality.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of The Mine of MoriaCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“For The Skeleton Army”
2.The Great Wall of Silvertine of NarviCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Shiny mithril is welcomed even at the Entmoot”

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Mines of Moria Regional Message Board

The great goblin

"Clap! Snap! the black crack!
Grib, grab! Pinch, nab!
And down, down to Goblin town
You go, my lad!
Clash, crash! Crush, smash!
Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!
Pound, pound, down underground!
Ho, ho! my lad!
Swish, smack! Whip crack!
Batter and beat! Yammer and bleat!
Work, work! Nor dare to shirk,
While Goblins quaff, and Goblins laugh,
Round and round far underground
Below, my lad!"

Clap! Snap! : echo : echo : echo : echo : echo

Good sound in here.

What do goblins like to quaff?

The great goblin

Mostly goblin grog, although the mountain water is quite clean

Cold and clear is the water of Kibil-nāla...

Welcome, Narvi. Are you the - still living - dwarven reinforcements?

The great goblin

Mazarbul wrote:Cold and clear is the water of Kibil-nāla...

Welcome, Narvi. Are you the - still living - dwarven reinforcements?

I hope not... I don't want any more Dwarf trouble.

You never know. Dwarves have not just long beards, they have long memories.

The great goblin

The memories of Dwarves don't trouble me.

What do goblins dream of when they sleep? What do dwarves dream of?

The great goblin

I always assumed that Dwarves dreamed of gold and goblins of dark, biting things.

Dwarves also dream of feasts. Ask Bombur!

The great goblin

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