The Unsound Methods of 3XH181T A is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Horror with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.392 billion 3XH181T Aers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coppola. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient 3XH181T Aian economy, worth a remarkable 2,324 trillion Mangoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 223,645 Mangoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, one can wake up in 3XH181T A and have breakfast in Bigtopia, future leaders of 3XH181T A regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3XH181T A's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pagan Idolatry.

3XH181T A is ranked 987^th in the world and 2^nd in Schopenhauer for Safest, scoring 166.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.