The Paramilitary Republic of Wobbegong is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Akeldama Kremvh Rothsgori with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.897 billion Wobbegongians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Shark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wobbegongian economy, worth a remarkable 7,216 trillion Cey Cards a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 362,710 Cey Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations, and there's no such thing as bad publicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wobbegong's national animal is the Wobbegong Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Wobbegong is ranked 481^st in the world and 1^st in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 30,629.63 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.