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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rdFattest Citizens: 207thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 251st
The Federal States of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
That's an order lieutenant!
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Admiral Janeway

Population39.148 billion

CapitalAdmiral Janeway City
LeaderLeader

Currencycredit
Animalborg

The Federal States of Admiral Janeway is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.148 billion Janewayians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Admiral Janeway City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Admiral Janewayian economy, worth an astonishing 16,012 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 409,029 credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,773,050 per year while the poor average 59,918, a ratio of 29.6 to 1.

Forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, Admiral Janewayian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, posters on 'Admiral Janewayian Values' advise against being proud of Admiral Janeway, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Admiral Janeway's national animal is the borg, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Admiral Janeway is ranked 407th in the world and 2nd in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,251.52 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rdFattest Citizens: 207thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 251stHighest Disposable Incomes: 254thHighest Economic Output: 285thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 286thLargest Gambling Industry: 313thMost Avoided: 329thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 381stMost Scientifically Advanced: 407thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 437thMost Armed: 465thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 533rdRudest Citizens: 604thHighest Crime Rates: 628thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 663rdMost Corrupt Governments: 679thLargest Retail Industry: 749thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 906thHighest Average Incomes: 1,031stLargest Mining Sector: 1,302ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,424thMost Cultured: 1,459thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,624thLargest Populations: 1,659thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,745thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,902ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,824thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,095thMost Inclusive: 3,714thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,972ndSmartest Citizens: 4,518thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,318thLargest Governments: 5,360thMost Devout: 6,874thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,892ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,221stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,931stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,636thMost Stationary: 13,346thLargest Black Market: 13,646thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,327thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,672ndHighest Food Quality: 22,701stMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,126th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Admiral Janeway was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Admiral Janeway was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Avoided, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, posters on 'Admiral Janewayian Values' advise against being proud of Admiral Janeway.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, Admiral Janewayian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors.

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