Population | 39.055 billion |
Capital | Admiral Janeway City |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | credit |
Animal | borg |
The Federal States of Admiral Janeway is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.055 billion Janewayians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Admiral Janeway City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Admiral Janewayian economy, worth an astonishing 15,974 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 409,029 credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,773,050 per year while the poor average 59,918, a ratio of 29.6 to 1.
Forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, Admiral Janewayian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, posters on 'Admiral Janewayian Values' advise against being proud of Admiral Janeway, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Admiral Janeway's national animal is the borg, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Admiral Janeway is ranked 8,214th in the world and 6th in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 14,467.87 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Admiral Janeway was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Avoided, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, posters on 'Admiral Janewayian Values' advise against being proud of Admiral Janeway.
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, Admiral Janewayian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters.
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, newborn babies can only be discharged from maternity wards during daylight hours.