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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rdFattest Citizens: 207thHighest Disposable Incomes: 250th
The Federal States of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
That's an order lieutenant!
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Admiral Janeway

Population39.055 billion

CapitalAdmiral Janeway City
LeaderLeader

Currencycredit
Animalborg

The Federal States of Admiral Janeway is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.055 billion Janewayians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Admiral Janeway City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Admiral Janewayian economy, worth an astonishing 15,974 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 409,029 credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,773,050 per year while the poor average 59,918, a ratio of 29.6 to 1.

Forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, Admiral Janewayian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, posters on 'Admiral Janewayian Values' advise against being proud of Admiral Janeway, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Admiral Janeway's national animal is the borg, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Admiral Janeway is ranked 8,214th in the world and 6th in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 14,467.87 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rdFattest Citizens: 207thHighest Disposable Incomes: 250thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 252ndHighest Economic Output: 276thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 285thLargest Gambling Industry: 315thMost Avoided: 332ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 375thMost Scientifically Advanced: 422ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 436thMost Armed: 478thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 542ndRudest Citizens: 630thHighest Crime Rates: 645thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 667thMost Corrupt Governments: 680thLargest Retail Industry: 746thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 960thHighest Average Incomes: 1,033rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,312thMost Efficient Economies: 1,420thLargest Populations: 1,450thMost Cultured: 1,475thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,616thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,782ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,902ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,157thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,876thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,091stMost Inclusive: 3,760thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,101stSmartest Citizens: 4,586thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,328thLargest Governments: 5,432ndMost Devout: 6,902ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,214thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,479thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,035thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,626thMost Stationary: 13,192ndLargest Black Market: 13,595thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,833rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,579thHighest Food Quality: 23,328thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,543rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Admiral Janeway was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Avoided, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, posters on 'Admiral Janewayian Values' advise against being proud of Admiral Janeway.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, Admiral Janewayian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, newborn babies can only be discharged from maternity wards during daylight hours.

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