Population | 5.573 billion |
Capital | Fortis Imperium |
Leader | Chancellor Veridian Shadowsteel |
Faith | Order of the Iron Fist |
Currency | Trian Credits |
Animal | Ironclad Gryphon |
The Militaristic Autocracy of Crity Tria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Veridian Shadowsteel with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, national health service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.573 billion Trians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortis Imperium. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Crity Trian economy, worth a remarkable 2,747 trillion Trian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 493,070 Trian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, atheists on vacation find Order of the Iron Fist's scriptures make useful doorstops, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, and foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Chancellor Veridian Shadowsteel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crity Tria's national animal is the Ironclad Gryphon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Order of the Iron Fist.
Crity Tria is ranked 182,219th in the world and 4,341st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 11.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crity Tria was endorsed by The Gay Agenda of Tungstan.
- : Crity Tria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Crity Tria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Crity Tria endorsed The Empire of Sealand newam.
- : Crity Tria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Highest Average Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Crity Tria was endorsed by The Empire of Sealand newam.
- : Following new legislation in Crity Tria, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Chancellor Veridian Shadowsteel.
- : Following new legislation in Crity Tria, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
- : Following new legislation in Crity Tria, atheists on vacation find Order of the Iron Fist's scriptures make useful doorstops.
- : Crity Tria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 21 » Buretes, Nation6, Angbhand, Europeasia, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, Andromeda Islands, Arctic Lands, Of the drug addicts, Moloto Japan, Liberza, Chocolatistan, Lederland, Elaribel, Federated Ugasque Countries, New French Nation, New Anarchisticstan, ECC Norway, Mad Jack Is Rejected, Sealand newam, and Tungstan.